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The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth.
If you can't win, don't play. NO FEAR.
You must always push the limits because if you never fail you will never succeed.
Blessed are the losers, for they determine the winners.
You can always tell a predator, their eyes are in the front.
I don't come here to play, I come here to win.

All About Moose Cicely's Café

Moose in the military: Around 1700, the Swedish cavalry experimented with moose as "combat vehicles." The animals have better stamina and terrain mobility than horses and were expected to terrify enemy forces who probably had never seen a moose. They were very good animals to ride and could be trained just as well as horses in all respects but for one: the moose is a smart animal and the trainers could never get them to quit running away from artillery, muskets, pikes, and other weaponry.

Big Dogs Home

Big Dog (bîg´ dawg) n. 1. The one that's large and in charge. 2. Head Honcho. 3. A fellow who's way up there. If you can't run with the BIG DOGS... Stay on the porch! Unless you're the LEAD DOG... The scenery never changes!